Silly Morning 4-16-09

I swear sometimes I think, “Dad is in heaven, but his personality and words live on thru me and I have no control over it”. Well, at least in his way to say something really stupid just to make someone laugh.

No lie this is what came out of my mouth this morning when the fed ex guy and his trainee in tow came in to drop off their every Thursday package…

“morn’en mam, how are you doing?” “Well boys, I must be pregnant. I’m enjoying a cup of coffee, fritos and wal-mart cheese, want some?” “Lord no we don’t want any, but you better tell someone around here that you’re pregnant before they call the mental authorities!” Lord, I think they figured it out already, I’ve turned into the biggest mean Ass there is!”

Both mean fell on the floor in shock at my words as they were holding there noses to keep from smelling the fritos!!!!!!!

But the funniest part about it was me! I was laughing so hard because "Mean Ass" is Dad's phrase and it just flew out of my mouth. I laughed for 5 mintues after they left.

This could have been one of those "Had to be there" moments. :)